» via  baelfir   (originally  twopercentmelk)
1 hour ago on 21 April 2014 @ 6:33am 52,664 notes

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

» via  nerdriguez   (originally  johnhamishmorstan)
3 hours ago on 21 April 2014 @ 4:22am 158,026 notes
I want all my secrets back
~ six word story  (via terrible)
» via  zayntreehill   (originally  velvet-plats)
5 hours ago on 21 April 2014 @ 2:11am 197,445 notes
» via  beauxbatonsacademy   (originally  awwww-cute)
10 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 9:49pm 13,000 notes

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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» via  harmonizewithmyself   (originally  kidswithhats)
12 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 7:38pm 222,207 notes

I can screw things up this badly and Galaxy still let’s me work for them (and make pizzas) #100happydays #day25

» tagged   100happydays    day25  
14 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 5:46pm
» via  harmonizewithmyself   (originally  vhs-dreaming)
14 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 5:27pm 41,650 notes

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

» via  parawhoreklainer   (originally  rosaparking)
16 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 3:16pm 229,679 notes

chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

» via  parawhoreklainer   (originally  chepibola)
19 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 1:05pm 95,215 notes

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch

» via  parawhoreklainer   (originally  kittiezandtittiez)
21 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 10:54am 148,834 notes
» via  beauxbatonsacademy   (originally  girlpuke)
23 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 8:43am 290,479 notes

jinglebellkind:

owlwright:

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O H MYGOD

all the best comments start with “bible au”

» via  parawhoreklainer   (originally  owlwright)
1 day ago on 20 April 2014 @ 6:32am 91,634 notes

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

» via  parawhoreklainer   (originally  carlsagan)
1 day ago on 20 April 2014 @ 4:21am 690,275 notes

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

» via  parawhoreklainer   (originally  bombing)
1 day ago on 20 April 2014 @ 2:11am 397,243 notes
» via  a-few-moths   (originally  bluntlys)
1 day ago on 19 April 2014 @ 9:49pm 87,795 notes